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Say Cheese~

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"Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile." One of my best asset is never my breast. It has always been and will always be my smile. Oh my, don't you wish you can stay young forever muahahaha... And if someone would have fall in love with me, I would believe it was because of my sweet sacharine smile. So children, smile a little smile for me too =)

Haircut

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I went into the saloon around 8pm at night after a traumatising day. I told the stylist I want my hair cut. Needless to say, just like the previous 3 stylists, he refused to cut my hair. Ow Ow Stylist: Your hair will go pong-pong wan... Determined Me: I don't care I want to cut my hair. Ow Ow Stylist: Make sure you won't regret wor... You know your hair ah... so thick and long so nice bla bla bla... Not-Listening Me: Look, there is this place in IKANO that cuts hair for 12 bucks for 10 mins. They are not going to query me there. So either I screw up hair there or you are going to minimize the damage here. Ow Ow Stylist: I will do my best. Happier Me: Goooood >.< This is how I look like when I just come out from the shower. Hair is flat. And this is how I look like when the hair is dry and it goes pong-pong. I don't care. I still look sweet and lovely. Bleah >.<